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RoseMary Shell the poster woman for the Single Guy Lifestyle

How many damn times do I have to get on my soap box (made by a man) and tell single guys DON’T GET MARRIED? If you need another reason to back up the fact that marriage should be declared torture and illegal under the Geneva Convention I present you RoseMary Shell.

RoseMary Shell is an over the hill turkey neck that is way past her expiration date. RoseMary Shell was engaged to Wayne Gibbs. Gibbs realized that he was about to marry a golddigging whore and decided to break the fack out.

The only good to come out of this story is that RoseMary Shell’s ex-fiance Wayne Gibbs grew a set and drop kicked this bitch through the uprights. In typical gold digger fashion RoseMary “Turkey Necked Gold Digger” Shell showed her true colors. Rosemary decided to get a lawyer and sue Gibbs because he avoided her trap. A jury awarded RoseMary $150,000, are you f-in serious, yeah I’m f-in serious read the news story here.

Here is video of wrinkled old broad RoseMary Shell whining about how worthless Gibbs made her feel.

Dear Wayne Gibbs, I know you might feel like you just took a 9 iron to the junk, but I assure you that $150,000 is a small price to pay to eject this skanky beoch to the curb.

Why is divorce so expensive?

Do you know why divorce is so expensive? For the same reason a brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle costs so much, because its worth every penny. Divorce though is nothing like a new Harley, after a divorce you don’t get to ride your ex anymore.

Next time you are thinking about getting married slug yourself in the nuts, go to your nearest Harley Davidson World, by the most expensive motorcycle they have, ride up to a group of smokin hot single girls and ask who wants a ride. If your lucky you can give them a ride on your Harley back to your place and then they’ll ride you and get the hell out, much cheaper than a divorce and a hell of a lot less expensive.

Harley Davidson Fat Boy - better than marriage!

Wouldn’t you rather have the motorcycle then wake up next the wrinkled up sack of shat.

You got his money RoseMary Shell (until Gibbs wins his appeal) hopefully Mr. Gibbs learned from this experience and starts living the Club Single Guy Lifestyle. Younger chicks are much better in the sack and you don’t have to pay for the cow while getting to shoot your milk all over their face.