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The best barometer of goldigger/wife and whether you should get married (you shouldn’t) is how big of a wedding she wants. You (and by you I mean Men) could give a crap about your wedding. Men are more concerned with the strippers at the bachelor party and the honeymoon. If your future shirt ironer wants a big wedding run for your life and “DUMP THAT BITCH” before you find out what divorce will do to your bank account.

When a woman wants a big wedding, which means a wedding that costs more than the license, rings, blood test, and tip to for the judge, she is basically telling you she is going to make you pay for the rest of your life. The next year or two of your marriage might be great but then starts the quick downhill tumble that ends in a fiery explosion and you (once again single) without a pot to piss in or the window of the house you paid for to throw it out.

Women have no idea how to make money, that’s what they get men for. A women thinks there is some value in spending the cost of a new Harley Davidson Fatboy on a one day event so that she will feel like the most important person in the world. Problem is when that day is over she longs to feel like that Disney princess again, however you (the husband) now have $25,000 in credit card bills and she can’t really marry you twice. The only way to get all the attention she got on her wedding day back is for her to dump your ass and marry her next prince charming victim.

What Men get out of a big wedding

Take a look at the picture on the right. Nice assets. Well guess what buddy? You will never get anything like that ever again if you marry the Bridezilla bitch. Want to know what you will get out of a big wedding?

8 things a Man gets out of a big wedding

• 1. nothing
• 2 .nothing
• 3. some more nothing
• 4. and extra helping of nothing
• 5. $15,000 to $25,000 dollars worth of extra work to pay the wedding bills
• 6. to sleep with one woman until she cuts you off or leaves you
• 7. reduction of 1000 points to your Man Score
• 8. 3 BILLION less vaginas for you to pound

That is what you get.

Did you read that last one. There are 6,711,986,352 people on the earth at least half of them are women. That means that you could be living the Club Single Guy lifestyle with your choice of hot women to satisfy your needs, but you Mr. smart guy decided to pick one woman that will only get older, uglier, fatter, dumber, and bitcher as you get poorer, smarter, and better looking. Hell my next wife was probably watching Sesame street this morning. What the hell are you thinking?

Manclusion

Don’t ever get married, but if you do, refuse to pay anymore than a 2 week paycheck on the wedding. If your future x-wife doesn’t like that and thinks your a cheap bastard do her a favor and bone her hot best friend. You won’t have to go through the pain of a divorce and her best friend is hot and somebody needs to break her over like a shotgun. Everybody wins.