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Women LOVE to think they are being cheated on. I know you might be thinking, what the $#@% is this guy talking about, but its a fact most women love imagining they are being cheated on. Nothing snaps an uncaring, selfish girlfriend/wife to attention faster than believing her Man is getting it on with a younger, hotter, and hornier girl than her.

Club Single Guy Disclaimer - First off let me just say this for the record. YOU SHOULD NOT CHEAT on your girlfriend/wife. You shouldn’t have a girlfriend/wife in the first place, however if you do, DO NOT CHEAT on them. Your girlfriend/wife should only believe you might be cheating on her you shouldn’t actually do it. More about that later.

What women might do when they think you have cheated on them

When a woman thinks you might be cheating on her, her first reaction is to go completely ape $#@%, throw all your stuff out of the house, yell at you, and try to make you feel as worthless as she is. She wants you to think she has a backbone, that you will be losing a great thing, and that you cannot treat her like that. What she is really doing is trying to convince you and her friends (women spend most of their time worrying about what other people think about them) that she is somehow better than you and Hillary Clinton. Don’t fall for this horsehockey.

How a Man deals with being accused of cheating

You have several choices on what to do when confronted by a spurned girlfriend/wife that thinks you might have cheated on her.

• Say, “I don’t know what your talking about, is this a PMS thing?” - Make it sound like you are completely innocent (which you should be) and that she is the one with the problem not you. Problem with this approach is you are now involved in a conversation with her. You should try to avoid conversations with women that go on longer than 5 minutes. There are guy things going on in the world and your sanity might be compromised by listening to the stupidity coming out of her face hole.
• Say, “It wasn’t me.” and walk away - Now she has to think of ways to prove that her accusations are correct and that she is not crazy (she probably is crazy so this will really baffle her.) Make sure you walk away quickly before she can spew her next barrage of ignorant babbling.
• Walk over to the fridge, get a beer, sit down on the couch, and turn on ESPN - This will completely blow her little mind. She will do everything under the sun to try to get your attention at this point. Try to ignore her by not saying anything. If she blocks the TV tell her to move so you don’t miss the score for the game.

If she insists on continuing the confrontation at this point here is what you should say,

Why would I cheat on you?

You have to say this with a straight face and firmly. You have just put the ball in her court and now she will usually start thinking of all of her imperfections and inadequacies. You have her right where you want her.

At this point the conversation should be about over. She will usually start asking questions to rebuild her confidence and self esteem.

Questions she might ask

• “Do you still think I’m beautiful?” - Time for one of my favorite backhanded compliments, say,”Of course! Some people might not think you are beautiful, but I do.” This statement works wonders. You have just made her think that there are other people that don’t like the way she looks but not you. You look like a hero, other people look like zeros.
• “You would tell me if you were thinking about cheating, wouldn’t you?” - This question is a trap so never answer this question directly. Your response might go as follows. “That’s just silly. I know there are millions of guys out there that cheat on their girlfriend/wife I don’t want to be like them. Real Men like me wouldn’t even think about doing that.” You are of course thinking about cheating on her, Men think about cheating all the time (most Men just don’t do it, if you want to sleep with a different girl every week then breakup or divorce and live the single guy lifestyle.)

Why women love to think they are being cheated on

Women live in their own little made up fantasy worlds. Women love drama, bad guys, and unicorns. Who really knows what goes on in their screwed up heads. They don’t even know why they are the way they are. Don’t spend any of your Mantelligence trying to figure out what women are thinking, its like trying to have a conversation with a rock.

Women like competition. Every relationship I have had with a woman eventually came to a point when the woman believed (falsely) that she had me wrapped around her little finger. That is when they start F-ing up. They start ignoring their Man’s needs, stop caring as much about how they look, start demanding you do an equal amount of the house work, and stop having sex with you on a regular basis.

I discovered that when a women thinks that their might be another woman in the picture she starts trying harder to keep her man. She starts dressing up more, cooks more, cleans more, does the dishes herself, irons your shirt, and suddenly becomes a freak in the bedroom that can’t get enough of you. If your girlfriend/wife is not acting the way a real woman should (house work, feeding you, and meeting your needs) try making her think that some other hotter and younger girls think you are the MAN and that she had better get her @#$% together or she might just loss you.

How to make a woman think you might be cheating on her

• Start working out - She’ll wonder why you all the sudden took up an interest in getting in shape.
• When she calls tell her you are busy and you will call her back in 30 minutes, then call her back in an hour - She’ll wonder what (or who) were doing that is more important than talking about how she is having a bad day.
• Work longer hours and come home late - Working longer hours is a Man thing to do. You make more money and she starts to wonder if the receptionist is dicktating more than just letters.
• By a motorcycle or a Manly new car - Women love a Man on a motorcycle or driving a brand new car.
• Stop talking to her - If you have to talk to her then grunt and make caveman noises. Try to answer all of her questions with one word answers and act like she is bugging you. Do not let her drag you into a conversation, if she doesn’t get the hint that you have better things to do, look down at your cell phone and tell her, “Can we talk about this later, I’m late.” and walk out of the house and go to your friends house or a sports bar for a while.
• Let her catch you reading ClubSingleGuy.com - She will think that you are thinking about being single. Girlfriends/wives will see the title Club Single Guy and they start thinking bad thoughts unless they are really hot girls with their @#$% together then they will start trying to sleep with guys on the site.

Let your woman think you might be cheating on her, she’ll love you more for it (if you know what I mean.)

How did your woman react better when she thought you might be cheating on her?