Everything great was made by a Man
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Everything that was ever great, is great, or will be great was made by a Man. That is an indisputable FACT.
- The Great Pyramids, made by a Man.
- The Great Wall of China made by a Man.
- The Great Lakes made by a God (who is a Man)
Not to say that a woman couldn’t make something great. It would take hard work which so far women have been unable to achieve throughout history (unless forced to work hard by a man.)
The home you are living in now was designed and constructed by Men. The computer you are using to read this post was made by a Man. Hell the washer and dryer was invented by a Man to help women avoid hard work. The truth hurts sometimes (if you are a woman.)
Now before some uppity dickless human (woman) gets all offended and decides to give me a piece of her nonexistent mind to inform me that she made a cake that was great, think about this.
- The bowl she mixed the cake in, made by a Man.
- The pan she put the cake in, made by a Man.
- The oven she baked the cake in, made by a Man.
- The metal the oven was made from was dug from the ground and made into metal, by a Man.
Women should not get all pissy about this fact. All they have to do is invent something that is great. I know that’s like asking a monkey to not throw poop, but it is possible. So the next time a woman you banged last week calls you and cries because you didn’t call her back tell her you were busy making stuff and you didn’t have time to call. Then remind her if it wasn’t for a Man there would be no phone.
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Marie Curie - Radium.
Roberta WIlliams - Interactive Sierra game pioneer.
Professor Fiona Stanley. creator of a new burns treatment that will save thousands of lives.
Randice-Lisa Altschul created first throwaway mobile phones.
Katherine Blodgett Invented the non-reflecting glass.
Stephanie Louise Kwolek - invented Kevlar.
Margaret Knight created the rotary engine
Oh by the way, hate to burst your bubble…in 1886, Josephine Cochran invented the first practical dishwasher.
Facts ARE perky things, arent they?
July 18th, 2008 at 9:35 amThe Single Guy
Sonnabend
1. Radium (Latin radius, ray) was discovered by Marie Skłodowska-Curie and her husband Pierre in 1898 (link)
Radium was discovered not invented or made. Also notice how it says and her husband. Chances are the husband made the discovery and let her get the credit.
2. In the eighties and nineties, Roberta and her husband, Ken Williams, were leading figures in the development of graphical adventure games. They founded the company On-Line Systems, which later became Sierra On-Line.(link)
Once again her husband appears in one of your examples.
3. You might have one here.
4. Wireless telephone with credited airtime and method
United States Patent #5,983,094
Issued: November 9, 1999
Inventors: Altschul; Randice-Lisa (Cliffside Park, NJ); Volpe; Lee S. (Collingswood, NJ) (link)
She was a co-inventor which usually means a man invented it and gave her the credit to get laid.
5. Katherine Blodgett’s research on monomolecular coatings with Nobel Prize winning Dr. Irving Langmuir led her to a revolutionary discovery. (link)
I’m starting to see a pattern here. Woman can invent stuff as long as a Man is helping and probably invented it for them.
6. Kevlar is the registered trademark for a light, strong para-aramid synthetic fiber, related to other aramids such as Nomex and Technora.
Developed at DuPont in 1965 by Stephanie Kwolek and Roberto Berendt
Hmmm it was developed by Stephanie Kwolek and Roberto Berendt.
7. Felix Millet showed a 5 cylinder rotary engine built into a bicycle wheel at the Exposition Universelle in Paris in 1889. Millet had patented the engine in 1888, so must be considered the pioneer of the internal combustion rotary engine. (link)
Margaret Knight invented a machine that folded and glued paper to form the brown paper bags familiar to shoppers today. (link) I would hardly call the a machine that folds and glues brown paper bags great.
8. I was talking about a clothes washer not a dishwasher. But I’ll play along.
Working in a wood shed in back of the Cochran house, with the help of George Butters, a young mechanic, she built a dish-washing machine.(link)
Wow 7 out of 8 Manrific. You’re right, facts ARE perky things, aren’t they?
July 18th, 2008 at 11:14 amSonnabend
I said pesky, not perky.
Chances are you wouldn’t know a haematocrit from a himbo.
Ken Williams and her co ran the company. Called Coarsegold….a husband and wife team.
Roberta singlehandedly created more than one game series. You really find it hard to give credit where it’s due, don’t you?
So am I. Not a pretty one, I might add.
What happened to Fiona Stanley? Left that one out, I see. Guess you couldn’t find a man in that equation…look all you like, you wont fine one. The accomplishment was all hers.
But okay: here’s more.
Ingemar Henry Lundquist
Ingemar Henry Lundquist invented the over the wire balloon catheter that is used in the majority of angioplasty procedures in the world. Lundquist received U.S. patent 4332254 for a “system for filling and inflating and deflating a vascular dilating cathether assembly.”
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Alice Parker, create the heating furnace.
and here
During the 1930s, Helen Blair Bartlett developed new insulations for spark plugs. A geologist by training, her knowledge of petrology and mineralogy was critical in the development of innovative uses of alumina ceramics.
Valerie Thomas for the illusion transmitter.
Caroline Chisholm for her pioneer work in human rights.
And last but not least..a woman created you.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:26 pmthatdudeyouhate
funny, a woman invented an “illusion transmitter”. It figures a woman would make something to transmit an illusion, since they spend such a large amount of time creating illusions of themselves with makeup.
July 19th, 2008 at 4:33 pm